rarely-pure-never-simple:

nue:

i get so uncomfortable when people ask me what im doing on the computer like can u not

my mother ALWAYS asks this when i visit and sit on my laptop.

“Planning to take over the world mom, what else?”

(via lilcastlesweets)

everthorne:

I just remembered I have school tomorrow and my stomach went into a free fall off the grand canyon 

(via pallescere)

liamkingdom:

tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends

(Source: obrits, via lilcastlesweets)

thequietworld:

hey castle fandom remember that time we thought they were gonna have sex and it turned out to be a tiger 

(Source: bodaciouscans, via lilcastlesweets)

barackfuckingobama:

On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like

OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING

because I turned up the heater

or like

ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING

from my tv 

or even

THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING

the dancefloor

(Source: samandriel, via lilcastlesweets)